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DOGS...

The master barked: "Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"

The people gathered around him exchanged perplexed looks.

The master continued: "Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"

The people began to murmur among themselves: "Has the Venerable One gone crazy?"

"Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!""

"Why are barking, O Venerable One? We are not dogs."

"I know my brothers and sisters. Forgive me, but I was speaking a truth that only dogs could understand. We should never underestimate the intelligence of our fellow animals."

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