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THE CATHEDRAL...

The master entered the cathedral. When he left, a priest was waiting for him outside the vestibule.
"I know that you are not a Catholic, O Venerable One, but I noticed that you blessed yourself after you had dipped your fingers in holy water, that you genuflected in front of the altar, that you lit a candle at the foot of the statue of St. Jude Thaddeus and that you knelt in a pew and opened a bible. What were you reading?
"I was reading the Psalms?"
"Why?" asked the befuddled father.
"Why not?" answered the master.

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